Monday (jokes)

There were three men living together
in London. An Afro-American, a West
Indian and a Nigerian. They were all
starving because they didn't have
money to buy food.
However upon coming close to a
posh London restaurant in this
classy neighbourhood, they decided
to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After
being seated, he ordered a three
course meal with white wine. When
he had finished the meal, the waiter
came by with the bill. "LISTEN MY
MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the
Afro-American shouted! The waiter
was very confused because he could
not remember being paid. But
because he did not want to cause
any trouble, he let the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian
walked into the same restaurant and
ordered a five course meal with red
wine. When he was finished eating,
the waiter came by to collect the
money for the food. "HEY, HEY,
LOOK AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID
YOU ALREADY!" - the West Indian
shouted. This time the manager came
and had to calm down the West
Indian, because he did not want
anything to upset the other
customers. He let the guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian
walked in. And you know how we
are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette,
and ordered the most expensive
meal on the menu, plus two bottles
of Beer. After he had finished, the
waiter came to collect the money for
the meal, But before the Nigerian
could say anything, the waiter spoke
to him."Sir, I have been having all
sorts of problems all day and I can't
understand it. Two other people like
you came in earlier and ate, and they
say that they paid me but I don't
remember getting any money from
them so, " Before he could finish,
the Nigerian interrupted, rather
emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR YOU
OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM.
I JUST WANT YOU TO GIVE ME MY
CHANGE!!"