Wedding rehearsal jokes

Wedding Rehearsal
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached
the preacher with an unusual offer.
"Look, I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding
vows. When you get to me and the part where I'm to
promise to "love, honor and cherish" and "forsaking all
others, be faithful to her forever," I'd appreciate it if
you'd just leave that part out." He passed the minister a
$100 bill and walked away satisfied.
It is now the day of the wedding, and the bride and
groom have moved to that part of the ceremony where
the vows are exchanged. When it comes time for the
groom's vows, the preacher looks the young man in the
eye and says:
"Will you promise to prostrate yourself before her,
obey her every command and wish, serve her breakfast
in bed every morning of your life and vow eternally
before God and your lovely wife that you will not ever
even look at another woman, as long as you both shall
live?"
The groom gulped and looked around, and said in a
tiny voice, "Yes."
The groom leaned toward the preacher and whispered:
"I thought we had a deal."
The preacher put the $100 bill into his hand and
whispered back: "She made me a much better offer."