Thursday, 12 September 2013

Pangs of hunger(jokes)

There were three men living together in London. An
Afro-American, a West Indian and a Nigerian. They were
all starving because they didn't have money to buy
food.
However upon coming close to a posh London
restaurant in this classy neighbourhood, they decided
to come up with a plan.
The Afro-American went in first. After being seated, he
ordered a three course meal with white wine. When he
had finished the meal, the waiter came by with the bill.
"LISTEN MY MAN, I ALREADY PAID YOU!" - the Afro-
American shouted! The waiter was very confused
because he could not remember being paid. But
because he did not want to cause any trouble, he let
the brother leave.
Five minutes later, the West Indian walked into the
same restaurant and ordered a five course meal with
red wine. When he was finished eating, the waiter came
by to collect the money for the food. "HEY, HEY, LOOK
AT ME CROSSES. BUT AH PAID YOU ALREADY!" - the
West Indian shouted. This time the manager came and
had to calm down the West Indian, because he did not
want anything to upset the other customers. He let the
guy go.
Ten minutes later, the Nigerian walked in. And you
know how we are. He sat down. Lit up a cigarette, and
ordered the most expensive meal on the menu, plus
two bottles of Beer. After he had finished, the waiter
came to collect the money for the meal, But before the
Nigerian could say anything, the waiter spoke to
him."Sir, I have been having all sorts of problems all
day and I can't understand it. Two other people like
you came in earlier and ate, and they say that they paid
me but I don't remember getting any money from
them so, " Before he could finish, the Nigerian
interrupted, rather emphatically, "OGA I SORRY FOR
YOU OOOO. BUT DAT NA YOUR PROBLEM. I JUST WANT
YOU TO GIVE ME MY CHANGE!!"

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