Accident or accident

An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night, on a twisty, dark
road. Both are driving to fast for the conditions and collide on a sharp bend in the
road. To the amazement of both, they are unscathed, though their cars are both
destroyed. In celebration of their luck, both agree to put aside their dislike for the
other from that moment on. At this point, the Irish man goes to the boot and
fetches a 12 year old bottle of Jameson whiskey. He hands the bottle to the English
man, whom exclaims," may the English and the Irish live together forever, in peace,
and harmony." The English man then tips the bottle and lashes half of it down. Still
flabbergasted over the whole thing, he goes to hand the bottle to the Irish man,
whom replies: " no tanks, I'll just wait till the Police gets here!"