Tuesday(jokes)

Over a gynecologist's office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a plumber's truck: "We
repair what your husband
fixed."
On the trucks of a local
plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep
with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days
without pizza makes one
weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No
appointment necessary. We
hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting
room: "Be back in 5 minutes.
Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's
office: "We can help you pick
your nose!"
On an electrician's truck: "Let
us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If
we see smoke, we will
assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If
you don't see what you're
looking for, you've come to
the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral
home: "Drive carefully. We'll
wait."