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Friday, 6 September 2013
The Bumblebee's
Stop chasing meaningless goals
A farmer had a dog who used to sit by the roadside waiting for vehicles to come around. As soon as one came he would run down the road, barking and trying to overtake it. One day a neighbor asked the farmer "Do you think your dog is ever going to catch a car?" The farmer replied, "That is not what bothers me. What bothers me is what he would do if he ever caught one." Many people in life behave like that dog who is pursuing meaningless goals. Life is hard by the yard, but by the inch, it's a cinch. --Gean Gordonln This goes to everyone am not saying You should give up on yourself but ask if your goal has a meaning.
Life dont always seem as we see it
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but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water
melon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought,
he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day,
the kids show up and they saw the sign which read,
"Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons
are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!!!".
Thursday, 5 September 2013
Fast and furious
Once a turtle was walking down an alley when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A
police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what
happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I
don't know, it all happened so fast."more @ eliteink.blogspot.com