Friday, 6 September 2013

The Bumblebee's

According to scientists, the bumblebee's body is too heavy and its wing span too small. Aerodynamically, the bumblebee cannot fly. But the bumblebee doesn't know that and it keeps flying. When you don't know your limitations, you go out and surprise yourself. In hindsight, you wonder if you had any limitations. The only limitations a person has are those that are self-imposed. Don't let education put limitations on you.

Stop chasing meaningless goals

A farmer had a dog who used to sit by the roadside waiting for vehicles to come around. As soon as one came he would run down the road, barking and trying to overtake it. One day a neighbor asked the farmer "Do you think your dog is ever going to catch a car?" The farmer replied, "That is not what bothers me. What bothers me is what he would do if he ever caught one." Many people in life behave like that dog who is pursuing meaningless goals. Life is hard by the yard, but by the inch, it's a cinch. --Gean Gordonln This goes to everyone am not saying You should give up on yourself but ask if your goal has a meaning.

Life dont always seem as we see it

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family.  The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room. Instead the angels were given a space in the cold basement.  As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older angel replied... "Things aren't always what they seem".  The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor, but very hospitable farmer and his wife.  After sharing what little food they had the couple let the angels sleep in their bed where they could have a good night's rest. When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay dead in the field.  The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older angel "how could you have let this happen!? The first man had everything, yet you helped him," she accused. "The second family had little but was willing to share everything, and you let their cow die."  "Things aren't always what they seem," the older angel replied. "When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was gold stored in that hole in the wall.  Since the owner was so obsessed with greed and unwilling to share his

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.There was a farmer who grew watermelons. He was doing pretty well,
but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his water
melon patch at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought,
he came up with a clever idea that he thought would scare the kids away for sure.
He made up a sign and posted it in the field. The next day,
the kids show up and they saw the sign which read,
"Warning! One of the watermelons in this field has been injected with cyanide."
The kids ran off, made up their own sign and posted it next to the farmer's sign.
When the farmer returned, he surveyed the field. He noticed that no watermelons
are missing, but the sign next to his read, "Now there are two!!!".

Thursday, 5 September 2013

Fast and furious

Once a turtle was walking down an alley when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A
police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what
happened.
The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I
don't know, it all happened so fast."more @ eliteink.blogspot.com

Smartness an act

The kidnapers of your son sir! He says you've grossly undervalued your company to fix the random amount! ------ Dad – Dear, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son – no way.. Dad - She is the daughter of world's richest man. Son – then its done. Then his dad goes to that richest man.. Dad - I want your daughter to marry my son. Rich man – nope Dad: He is the COO of world bank. Rich man – then its done. Then Dad again goes to president of bank. He asked – appoint my son the COO of the world bank. Him – Never Dad: – He is the son in law of World's richest man. Him – then its fine. THIS IS Smartness...!! ------ The only thing our students want to hear from you, sir, is how to engineer jobs in the current market! *****